Forget what you've heard.
Jae Gecko was *not* discovered in a laboratory under the Libyan desert in 1932. She was *not* the consort of a certain Hungarian gentleman during the war, and she is in *no way* affiliated with the Illuminati.
Though it is indisputable that Lydia is worshipped as a goddess among certain island cargo cults, proof of her supernatural powers is hard to come by. Surely rational thought will put to rest these tales of the unearthly beauty of her voice.
There is absolutely no evidence of the existence of Luna. The prophets partook of too much opium, or else they were mad. The footprints were assuredly those of a deer. Now, see, there is nothing outside your window, nothing under your bed.
Go back to sleep.